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    A funny for cat lovers

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    A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates
    and said, "You have been a good cat all these years.
    Anything you want is yours for the asking."

    The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life
    I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I
    would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."

    God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge
    fluffy pillow.

    A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident
    and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice
    at the gates with the same offer that He made to the
    cat.

    The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our
    lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If
    we could just have some little roller skates, we would
    not have to run again."

    God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful
    little roller skates.

    About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He
    found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently
    awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How
    have you been doing? Are you happy?"

    The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been
    so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those
    little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are
    delicious!"

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    ROFLMAO...that is GREAT!!!!
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    #3
    thats cute.
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    lol!!!
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    aw poor little mice!
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    ^ tell em Sam* sent ya!
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    An unconditional right to say what one pleases about public affairs is what I consider to be the minimum guarantee of the First Amendment.

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