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    Animal Truisms

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    Animal Truisms
    - A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

    - An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

    - Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

    - Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

    - Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

    - Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

    - Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

    - Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

    - Dogs may shed, but cats shred.

    - Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful

    - I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

    - I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
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    lol those are cute
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    Those are so true!! Especially the one about cats waking you up!! Heaven forbid they wait a couple more mins to play or their food bowl to be filled!! I buy our cats stuff all the time..they'd rather play with the damn wrapper than anything!!
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    cute

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