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    Giggle A funny pet email my mom sent me

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    Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...
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    > 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
    > 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
    > 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
    > 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
    > 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
    > 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
    > 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
    > 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
    > 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
    > 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
    > 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



    > Excerpts from a Cat's Diary.
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    > Day 983 of my captivity.
    > My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
    > They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
    hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the
    rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep
    up my strength.
    > The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt
    to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
    > Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
    feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
    clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
    condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
    > There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
    placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I
    could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement
    was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how
    to use it to my advantage..
    > Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
    tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
    again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
    > I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
    The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems
    to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
    > The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with
    the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My
    captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he
    is safe. For now.........



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    I've seen this, it's so hilarious.
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    We have a blended family.

    My cats are 13.5 and mama's girls. I've lived in this house for 12 plus years.

    DH came home last year with the doggie.

    Half our house now has gates.

    This pretty much sums up the cats' perspective on their brother:

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
    The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems
    to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
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    I'm totally sending this along.
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