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  1. I was the perfect mom, until I had kids.
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    Suspicious I'm a freak of nature...

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    ....at least that's what DH says

    Someone please tell me I'm not the only one who does this?


    It doesn't matter if I'm sitting right next to Landon, or if I'm a few rooms away, but when he takes a crap, I know it. I can actually smell it. It smells identical to my breast milk Like this morning, I was lying on the couch and Landon was on the other side of the room in his bouncer, and I suddenly smelt it. I asked DH to check and see if Landon pooped and he looked at me all when he saw poop in his diaper. He said he couldn't smell anything even being right there

    I'm seriously a weirdo


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    Does it count if you refer to anyone in a diaper?
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    I think that's talent! Not a freak of nature

    I, however, am not that talented. But I blame it on the fact my DD is related her Daddy and has the worst gas ever! I never know if it's a false alarm or not
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    Just means your super sniffer never went away! Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lychee View Post
    Does it count if you refer to anyone in a diaper?
    Sure

    Quote Originally Posted by Justangelyn View Post
    I think that's talent! Not a freak of nature

    I, however, am not that talented. But I blame it on the fact my DD is related her Daddy and has the worst gas ever! I never know if it's a false alarm or not
    Yeah, Landon's been passing some pretty good gas lately himself

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    Just means your super sniffer never went away! Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing though.
    Well, for now, I don't mind it, since it smells like my breastmilk, but when we move into other foods and his crap starts smelling like....crap...we might have an issue


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    Then I know of what you speak!

    And it lingers.
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    oh I know when my kids poop. And I know which kid it is by the smell
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justangelyn View Post
    I think that's talent! Not a freak of nature

    I, however, am not that talented. But I blame it on the fact my DD is related her Daddy and has the worst gas ever! I never know if it's a false alarm or not
    This.



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    Quote Originally Posted by OneHappyMama View Post
    oh I know when my kids poop. And I know which kid it is by the smell


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    I am that way. I smell it before anyone.
    I smell everything tho LOL
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