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    Things Military S/Os don't say...

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    The other day I posted a video "Sh*t Veterans Don't Say" (It's on youtube and hysterical if you haven't seen it). I thought it would be fun to come up with a list of "Sh*t Military Significant Others Don't Say". Because my mind totally wanders out of boredom, I came up with a few.

    -"I haven't seen my cell phone in a few days. I'm sure it'll turn up."
    -"The internet is boring."
    -"A Netflix account seems like a waste of money."
    -"Plane trips are just SO affordable."

    Granted, these won't apply to everyone but I know you guys are clever. Come up with good ones!

    Gimme more!
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    "The US mail service is super quick"
    "Our PCS wasn't stressful at all"
    "Oh my cell phone died... I'll look for the charger later"
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    "I don't know where the post office is"

    Hehe I love the Netflix one
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    "It's so easy to move"

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    "I haven't seen my cell phone in a few days. I'm sure it'll turn up."
    I actually say this all the time, even when DH is deployed. I just DGAF

    "Thank you so much. No matter what, nothing is possible without you behind the scenes bustin heads and takin names. Thank you again. Everything you have done for me means a lot and nothing has gone unnoticed. I love you so much and thank you for saying 'I do.'"
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    "I love when my living room is hidden by camouflage everything"
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    "Who needs a stove?"
    I know that more pertains to the person actually in the military, but it's a bit annoying to have to eat fast food all weekend when I go to see my SO

    "The smell of boots really makes this place feel homey."
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    "Shoe polish is so easy to get out of carpet."
    "Hey, guys! Homecoming got pushed back again! SCORE!"
    "I'm so glad that my husband is in the military so that we can plan all of our trips out far in advance."
    "Yeah, no, of COURSE he can take off of work to go pick up the dog from the groomers!"
    "They should really make a Yankee candle that smells like the ship."
    "I'm so glad that the military spouse community focuses on helping male spouses so much!"
    "Gosh, I feel like I'm drowning in a sea of liberals!"
    "We really need more guns."
    "Babe, you really don't play Call of Duty enough."
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    "I really think the girlfriends control the system."
    "I prefer blurry Skype, it makes me feel like Picasso."
    "Honey, you should definitely volunteer for a 24 month extension."
    "Let's move to Tyndall. It's been a dream of mine."
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    "I'm totally fine with having to travel 14 hours to see my parents."
    "I love when Finance can't tell me if our PCS is covered"
    "I really enjoy when my husband gets to spend a year abroad"
    "It's invigorating staying up until 3am just for the chance to talk to DH on Skype"
    "I really enjoy answering the "Where is Daddy?" question on a daily basis"
    "I also really enjoy answering "Why can't Daddy call?"
    "It's so exciting when promotion points jump from 39 to 739 in one month"

    Baby you are just so amazing.....
    everything you have done without me there is unbelievable.
    The person that I married is the person I want by my side the rest of my life
    and I can't wait to get back to her. ~DH~
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