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    Marine vs Atheist

    A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
    One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist.

    One day the professor shocked the class when he came in He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to
    knock me off this platform, I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

    Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God, I'm still
    waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking
    him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

    The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you?' 'Why did you do
    that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot, So, He sent me.'
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    i love that
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    That one always makes me chuckle
    "Wine is proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy."
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    #4
    Bad Atheist?


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    I have no problem with athiests or any other religion as long as they don't bug me trying to believe in what they do. I do think that was frikken funny though.
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    OMG, I LOVE THAT!!!!!
    So true!
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    Arrogance on both their parts...

    The professor deserved the punch, and the marine deserved the assault charges that were later filed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghedi View Post
    Arrogance on both their parts...

    The professor deserved the punch, and the marine deserved the assault charges that were later filed.
    OMG I love that! So very true you are one smart cookie.
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    hehe I love it!
    ...Done....
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    haha...that is awesome..
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