*** Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. *** *** Women's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it! ***
*** My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood
it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead. *** Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight it out.
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A half truth is still a whole lie.