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    hey Ashley get in here!!

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    and make me a graphic!!!


    you know you want too





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    tomorrow I will; I gotta work in the morning!

    be cool.
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    Eh, gimme what you got now, I might get around to it tonight

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    lol otay


    i want something that says,

    I will treat you like a queen and take you to burger king

    I don't care what colors you use


    I heart you girl!!





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    P.S.


    PLEASE tell me something funny cause i am in a deep funk tonight and i need to laugh or giggle or something!





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    hmm... okay let me think of a funny something

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    Here are some distasteful, but still pretty damn funny Jokes:

    Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
    A. From a catalogue.

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    When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her legs. When the doctor was notified, he called the husband and asked him to report to the hospital immediately. Upon his arrival the doctor explained that the nurse had seen a reaction when her private parts were stimulated. He suggested that the husband should have oral sex with her because it might lead to improvement in her condition. After about 15 minutes the husband came out of her room and announced that she was dead!

    "How did that happen?" asked the doctor.

    "I think she choked to death," said the husband.

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    One night, three guys are at a bar talking and they all think their wives are cheating on them.

    The first guy says he thinks his wife is screwing a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed.

    They all agree, and the second guy tells his story. He says he thinks his wife is screwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under his bed.

    They all agree, and then the third guy says, "That's nothing! My wife is the worst! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can't believe she's screwing a horse."

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    A little boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God a male or a female?"
    After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both a male and a female."
    This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
    "Well, God is both black and white."
    At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is Michael Jackson God?"

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    Breaking News: They finally decided what to do with Michael Jackson's body. They are going to cremate him and put his ashes into lego's so little boys can play with him for a change.


    (old joke but I still crack up because I'm a like that, plus Ashley's ref. made me think of it.)


    And I'm totally threadjacking.

    Let us not love with words or speech but with actions and in truth. - 1 John 3:18
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    you girls are WRONG!!!! so wrong!!!



    but still VERY funny





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    or just the font

    be cool.
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