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    After 4.5 years of being together it finally happened.

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    .....I farted in front of my husband It wasnt just like a little one while i was sleeping or something.. he went to pick me up to give me a kiss and bam..it happened....on his hand

    MORTIFIED!!! 4.5 years of no farting or pooping in front of my husband down the drain.

    I'm such a private person that I dont even go to the bathroom on the same floor as my husband or family

    needless to say I am now being made fun of by my husband because i'm so embarrassed.
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    Oh noooo . I hope I can make it that long! Last time I blamed it on the cat...

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    !!!!!
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    Aww, the embarrassment will pass, no worries.
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    I'm still red..I cant even look at him in the face!!!!

    happy sunday!
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    haven't in front of DB, but ex...we were laughing and it happened...which made me laugh even harder from the embarrassment. I feel you!!!!
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    Lmao! DH never cared about that and he farts on me so I've never hid it but we were in the shower last night and he was about to get frisky and I had to tell him no cause I was holding one in
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    Oh my! That's a good "bonding" moment! LOL! If it makes you feel any better, my first fart experience was when we were .
    I was mortified, but then he said something stupid, like "Why do you have a frog in your pocket?" LOL!
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    I have farted in my sleep and when DH told me that I felt mortified! He said he laughed I've never actually farted in front of him in the 6 years we have known each other.
    At least that first time is over with. I need to get mine over with too. I'm like you though... Super private. I don't even like anyone hearing me pee!
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