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    Ahhh crap where did August go?

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    I am a fail wife. My wedding anniversary is tomorrow (Tuesday). I didn't forget the date, I just didn't realize it was already the end of the month. Crap crap crap. I can't drive to get a gift, I can't lift more than 3 pounds so I can't give him a man day away from the kids, I can't do most of the actual physical motion required for cooking so I can't make a romantic meal or anything.

    I think I'm screwed. Fail, fail wifey. I should really have planned something before surgery.

    I'll come up with something, but how did this month slip by me like this??

    Probably percocet's fault.
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    Don't feel bad! At least you have a really good reason. I'm sure he will LOVE whatever you whip together.


    Happy Anniversary!
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    buy something online and overnight it. Or make him an I O U really pretty card, and say "you're gift is "comming" " (then when you are able to give him sex...make it the best ever) . or you could make an I -O -U card with a pornographic sketch
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    Quote Originally Posted by MamaStrong View Post
    buy something online and overnight it. Or make him an I O U really pretty card, and say "you're gift is "comming" " (then when you are able to give him sex...make it the best ever) . or you could make an I -O -U card with a pornographic sketch
    I love it
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    Quote Originally Posted by MamaStrong View Post
    buy something online and overnight it. Or make him an I O U really pretty card, and say "you're gift is "comming" " (then when you are able to give him sex...make it the best ever) . or you could make an I -O -U card with a pornographic sketch
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    Quote Originally Posted by MamaStrong View Post
    buy something online and overnight it. Or make him an I O U really pretty card, and say "you're gift is "comming" " (then when you are able to give him sex...make it the best ever) . or you could make an I -O -U card with a pornographic sketch
    Sounds perfect!
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