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Thread: My husband, the douche bag. (A bit sexy steamy)

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    Suspicious My husband, the douche bag. (A bit sexy steamy)

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    so last night, I locked up the house, got the dogs in their beds, and walked into the bedroom.

    The lights were off, candles were lit, and Dh was hiding under the blankets

    Well I had to pee like a mother fucker so I was like "oh oh oh hold on I have to pee!" then I needed to take a shower... so I got in for a quick shower, and DH decided to join me. Shower shower blah blah.. I get out of the shower before him.

    So I get out, dry off my hair a little, threw on a sexy negligee, and posted up all sexy like on the bed waiting for him to get out.

    He gets out... and what does he do? Puts on boxers, blows out the candles, and expects me to still want to have sex

    I WANTED ROMANTIC CANDLE LIT SEX YOU WHORE!
    So I just changed into PJ bottoms and a shirt to prove a point, since I usually sleep in just undies, and went to bed
    Last edited by Ashley.; 01-31-2011 at 12:29 AM.

    be cool.
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    LOL



    I'm sorry it's not funny but it is... Men are so retarded!

    I would've thrown a huge bitch fit!
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    Oh I threw a bitch fit alright We went to bed angry

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    Are you channeling my brain???
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    But at least he thought to do it lol
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    When I tell DH I have to pee he tells me that he can't have sex with me anymore because girls aren't supposed to use the bathroom

    He is a lame-o


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    Ok...not sure if it was supposed to....but that made me laugh!





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    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderWorks View Post
    When I tell DH I have to pee he tells me that he can't have sex with me anymore because girls aren't supposed to use the bathroom

    He is a lame-o
    Quote Originally Posted by Solstice View Post
    Ok...not sure if it was supposed to....but that made me laugh!



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    What a dork! I'd have been like "Umm, I'm not wearing this scrap of lace for nothing here, but if you're going to blow out the candles, I may as well change into something comfortable."

    DH: Thank you. ME: For what, babe? DH: For being you.




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    Quote Originally Posted by G'sGoddess89 View Post
    What a dork! I'd have been like "Umm, I'm not wearing this scrap of lace for nothing here, but if you're going to blow out the candles, I may as well change into something comfortable."
    The second he blew out the last candle I got up, turned on the lights, and changed into the frumpiest clothes I had

    be cool.
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