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    Shock I've created a monster

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    I was making pesto the other day when DH walked in. Upon realizing we have a machine that pulverizes food, he went nuts. Ever since, he's used the food processor every day. He just spontaneously went to the grocery store and came back with fists full of produce bags. Now he's got it all in there together. I asked what he was making. "Who knows?! I just love chopping shit up."

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  3. life is like a box of chocolates...
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    that's hilarious. you'll never have to chop anything again....
    if you can find a path with no obstacles, then it probably doesn't lead anywhere....


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    HAHA tooo funny!! You should send him to willitblend.com It's videos of this guy with a SUPER duper intense blender, and all he does is ask "Will it blend?" and chop random crap up, like an iPod or a golfball etc.

    "The purpose of life is not to simply be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Am View Post
    I asked what he was making. "Who knows?! I just love chopping shit up."

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    LMAO
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    He just brought his creation over for me to sample. It tastes like pico but it looks like baby food. It's more like pico soup.

    He now knows you pulse a processor. "It's not a blender, baby." "Oh "

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    oh, men!
  8. I'm still Jennie from the block....
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    That is too funny! The things guys find amusing!


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    Omg.... buy him a Juiceman for Christmas. He'll wet himself

    I don't know what it is.... my DB LOVES using the food processor, too. In fact, he now refuses to eat store-bought salsa because he can make his own.... an excuse to use the food processer.

    Seriously though.... the juiceman.... DB's like a little kid. "WOW, DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD JUICE CUCUMBERS??!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleMsSunshine View Post
    Omg.... buy him a Juiceman for Christmas. He'll wet himself

    I don't know what it is.... my DB LOVES using the food processor, too. In fact, he now refuses to eat store-bought salsa because he can make his own.... an excuse to use the food processer.

    Seriously though.... the juiceman.... DB's like a little kid. "WOW, DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD JUICE CUCUMBERS??!!"
    That sounds like his dream appliance. But we'd never have time for because he'd be juicing everything we owned while I hid with the dog in fear of our limbs.
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