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    What was the best pick up line.....

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    Im board at work and need a good laugh. So what was the best/worse pick up line you have ever heard or maybe used
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    Your parents must be retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

    Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I see myself in your pants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chandy89 View Post
    Your parents must be retarded, 'cause you sure are special.Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I see myself in your pants.
    never heard the first one before
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    Before DH and I started dating, I looked at him and said, "If you were the floor, Id want to be the rug." Then I did the little eyebrow thing


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    Quote Originally Posted by Amberliegh View Post
    Before DH and I started dating, I looked at him and said, "If you were the floor, Id want to be the rug." Then I did the little eyebrow thing
    hahaha to cute
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    *handed a sugar packet* Then: "you dropped your nametag"

    Finally together in Okinawa and ready to start some new adventures together!
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    i wanna be on you.




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    i was in a traffic jam and on my car i have an "I Love my Marine" sticker...an ambulance pulled up next to me and the EMTs inside were talking over the loudspeaker (not really sure why, but they were lol), and the guys looked at me and said over the loudspeaker "How bout you leave that marine and get with an EMT."
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    I was in a Taco Shop a few weeks ago and this creepy old man started all these weird clicky noises with his tongue. I thought maybe he was a little slow or something.... then after we left, my friend explained that it's a common thing.

    It wasn't cute, flattering or funny. He was creepy.
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    You have a breath taking hiney.

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