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    how do i?

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    keep a straight face?
    i wanna give Dh a sexy lapdance, but i KNOW i woudnt be able to keep a straight face and id prob crack up the whole time, and then that would just ruin the mood....help! lol
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    i dont know, id probably do the same thing lol
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    Good luck keeping a straight face, I know I'd bust out laughing.


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    no advice here...I would have the same problem....I have the carmen electra strip tease workouts...and I laugh through those as well!!!
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    hahahaha DH keeps asking me for one... but i keep refusing.
    every time i just THINK about doing it... i start laughing...
    im in the same boat as you!
    it probably doesnt help that i dont really feel sexy for a lap dance.. i just feel silly...
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    It won't ruin the mood. He loves you and your personality, the giggles will be sext to him too! BELIEVE ME! BTDT!!!!!
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    haha i always give my hubby lap dances he doesnt like it when i do it lol... but what i do is i just clear my mind and not think of anything. i cannot fae him if i do i always start laughing so i face away thats the best advice i have..


    good luck
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    just start everything off by being really romantic. then when u think he's ready go for it! good luck!
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    I agree with the other lady that said to start off not facing him, then when you are comfortable, then you can turn around. Good luck, I know I would crack up too!!!
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    Blind fold him start the dance you will be appealing to all the sences then when you get comfortable with it take it off of him he will be sooooo excited and you wont laugh cause you will be in the mood and he will love love love it.....
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