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    Suspicious The Stalkers

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    Our late night posts started out as just wanting to be nosey about the sexapades of ZEIT! Now we've bonded and become a classy group of stalkers..

    On the issue of ZEIT! -The Stalkers formally renounce the lies that she told. We are sorry we ourselve did not figure things out before. We have learned from our mistakes and moved on.

    Rules.
    1.Going off and getting a life is just unacceptable… stalking is a 24/7 thing…
    2.Must you go and get a life you MUST update fellow stalkers on every aspect of your life, so we can live vicariously through you… this includes moments of constipation, frequent urination, new cars, bitchy old ladies that cut you off, psycho ex girlfriends that need a smack down, etc…
    3.Multiple wives is perfectly normal, if you don’t have a wife yet… it’s only a matter of time before you get one
    4.Talking about sex and the Disney channel simultaneously is perfectly acceptable
    5.We may be having a random conversation but if you have a serious problem feel free to post it and we’ll all help you… conversations can be done through yahoo chat also
    6.It is perfectly normal to be talking with a fellow stalker via SOS, yahoo, and myspace simultaneously
    7.Being sex deprived is common, thus when you are no longer sex deprived it mandatory to update fellow stalkers on your sex life…. So we don’t forget what sex is
    8.Determining methods to get pregnant is a plus, as we seem to be at a lose for how to successfully get pregnant
    9.Feel free to whine/bitch/complain to us
    10.Remember no news/event is to small to share with us stalkers
    11. If someone messes with a fellow stalker..the mess with all the stalkers



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    Stalkers Roll Call!

    Name:
    Favorite Color:
    Is your SO away? (Are you deprived?):
    Bra Size:


    Name: DJ
    Favorite Color: Green
    Is your SO away? (Are you deprived?): Yep
    Bra Size: 36C
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    Name: Melissa
    Favorite Color: Pink
    Is your SO away? (Are you deprived?): Duh and Double Duh
    Bra Size: 34B

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    Stalkers Roll Call!

    Name: Meagan or Meggie
    Favorite Color: Pink
    Is your SO away? (Are you deprived?): Yes and HELL YES!!!
    Bra Size: 38D
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    Name: Michelle
    Favorite Color: blue
    Is your SO away? (Are you deprived?): yup and I'm very horny
    Bra Size: 32B
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    Stalkers Roll Call!

    Name: Kaylin
    Favorite Color: pink
    Is your SO away? (Are you deprived?): yes and I want
    Bra Size: 34 B (small boobies club)
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    Now we need blinkies...
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    Hi my little stalkers! How are you all today?
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    I'm okay! I just went shopping for the hubz online. He's getting clothes for his homecoming present.. What about you? A phone call?!
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