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    Is this real life

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    There is a foot-long Florida cooter in my bathtub eating baby kale.

    I let it in yesterday after it was scratching at the door to come inside. And now it is happily swimming around in my tub. And eating my lunch.

    Dear Yesterday's Me,
    The hell were you thinking?
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    I'm laughing so hard just imagining this as it went down.

    It's too late to kick him out now. Welcome to the family little guy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sabrina22LE View Post
    I'm laughing so hard just imagining this as it went down.

    It's too late to kick him out now. Welcome to the family little guy!
    I'm working on acquiring a giant tank now
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    I'm sorry you unknowingly adopted a new family member. I'm over here just

    DH: Thank you. ME: For what, babe? DH: For being you.


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    I was really scared to google what a "Florida cooter" was
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    Quote Originally Posted by EverlastingLove View Post
    I was really scared to google what a "Florida cooter" was
    Same, very relieved it was just a turtle

    But yay for new unexpected family members


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    Quote Originally Posted by EverlastingLove View Post
    I was really scared to google what a "Florida cooter" was
    I was counting on someone else doing it and telling us lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by EverlastingLove View Post
    I was really scared to google what a "Florida cooter" was
    I didn't dare either!
    Accensum qui pedicat urit mentulam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matchbox View Post
    I didn't dare either!
    Right there with ya! Wasn't risking that. You never know what will pop up with the internet these days
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    Quote Originally Posted by Figgychick View Post
    Right there with ya! Wasn't risking that. You never know what will pop up with the internet these days
    Ohmygod
    Reminds me of when my mom wanting something from "dick's sporting goods," and googled "dicks."
    I cannot ever stop laughing.
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