"Sorry Comrade"?
Give that child an allowance boost.
"Sorry Comrade"?
Give that child an allowance boost.
If I cannot move heaven, I will raise hell
Dear Youngest Child,
Please wear socks. Please, please, please wear socks. Please. Your little grubby toes are adorable but they make me gag.
Love,
Nauseated Mom
Most beloved Child Two,
I don't really mind it when you climb into bed with me. Even when I do mind it, there's not a lot I can do to stop you. But. BUT. Just as a ground rule, if you're going to be here...
GET YOUR FEET OFF MY HEAD.
Love,
Ma
If I cannot move heaven, I will raise hell
Dear #3,
I am SO HAPPY that you used the baby potty unprompted!
Next time, if you could do it without removing the seat, so it won't run into the carpet, that would be great.
Dear Children
If I may remind you of yesterday?
"It's Mother's Day. We have to be good today...stop being so naughty!"
"No, YOU stop!"
"No, YOU..."
Etc etc etc, the furious all in brawl with Star Wars bandaids all around at the end? You remember that?
You tried, and I love you for it. The toast in bed was a nice touch. Thank you boys.
Love,
Ma
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