08-27-2007, 05:04 PM
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Anyone else think this is cute?
It's called Online by Brad Paisley
 (if you see the video you'll know what im talkin about) work down at the pizza pit And I drive and old Hundai I still live with my mom and dad I 5'3 and overweight I'm a Sci-fi fantatic Mild athsmatic Never been to 2nd base But there's a whole nother me That you need to see Go check out MySpace Cause online I'm down in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good I drive a Mazarati I'm a black belt in Karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online I get home, I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up the mac In real life, the only time I Ever even been to LA Was when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade. Online I live in Malibu I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in Online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good Even on a slow day, I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online
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08-27-2007, 05:06 PM
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Lifes hard... get a helmet.
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I love this song!! especially about the marching band
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08-27-2007, 05:22 PM
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 I saw him in concert and he played this song, I had never heard it before, Mike and I laughed so hard. I love it
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08-27-2007, 06:16 PM
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i didn't realize that the USSR was back.
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I
 Brad Paisley.. super cute
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