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    Big Grin Jingle Bombs by Achmed

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKa0vLqh5OQ


    "Dashing through the sand
    with a bomb strapped to my back
    I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq
    I got through Checkpoint A
    but not through Checkpoint B
    That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. Military
    Ohhh Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
    Mine blew up you see..
    Where are all the virgins that Bin Ladan promised me
    Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs you soldier shot me dead
    the only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head
    I use to be a man but every time I cough
    Thanks to Uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
    My bombing days are done I need to find some work
    perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
    Ohh Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs I think I got screwed
    don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you..."


    I love Achmed. He's funny as hell..
    And my very first Wifey is..*drum roll please*.......SINGER4LIFE



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    i heart him too. jeff dunham cracks me up.
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    Did you ladies watch the christmas special last night? DH was rolling the whole time
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    DB and I watched that the other night while he was up here visiting and we couldnt stop laughing. I Jeff Dunham
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    I love him!!

    My favorite is Peanut and then Achmed..
    And my very first Wifey is..*drum roll please*.......SINGER4LIFE



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    Thank goodness for DVRs! I Acflemhhhmed.
    I'm not Lynn, but we ARE MSOS Best Friends and MSOS Twins.
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    That was hillarious.
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    thanks to you I just spend the last like 40 minutes watching jeff dunham videos lol.

    be cool.
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    Love it! My sister does the Achmed eyebrows perfectly.
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