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Thread: Let's find a "Jesus Christ on a Cracker" replacement

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    Let's find a "Jesus Christ on a Cracker" replacement

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    I've never heard that phrase before!
    and, honestly, I like it - not necessarily the Jesus Christ part...but the Cracker part and the whole analogy...

    So I'd like to use it - but in keeping respect to the BR thread in which it was mentioned and requested not to use "JC" with it - you all are hereby sentenced to help me find an alternative to Jesus Christ.

    (this is just for fun, btw)

    Put someone on my holy cracker and I might marry you!

    ______ on a cracker!
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    P. Diddy on a cracker
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    Your mom.
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    Tom Cruise on a Cracker
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    Tree hugging, peace loving, hippie.
    I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray in your church.
    For you and I are sons of one religion, and it is the spirit.
    Khalil Gibran
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick's Wife View Post
    Your mom.
    I like your mom on a cracker.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick's Wife View Post
    Your mom.
    I almost put that.
    Mom to Rebekah
    Tree hugging, peace loving, hippie.
    I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray in your church.
    For you and I are sons of one religion, and it is the spirit.
    Khalil Gibran
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    SONNY AND CHER on a cracker. Perfect.
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    P Diddy on an oyster cracker
    Your Momma on a graham cracker
    Tom Cruise on my cracker
    Sonny and Cher on a wheat cracker
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    Biscuit on a cracker.
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    Berry Manilow on a cracker.
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