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    Giggle Pass the cheese please

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    I'm making a cheese themed care package for my DH and need the cheesiest of cheesy jokes to put on each of the items in there.

    Lay them on me! They can be long or short, it doesn't matter. The cheesier the better.
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    What do you call cheese that's not yours?

    NACHO (not yo) CHEESE!
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    Why was the calendar depressed? Cause its days were numbered.

    A guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but cling wrap. The doctor says I can clearly see your nuts.

    What is the sexiest animal on a farm? Brown chicken brown cow!

    You can always pick your nose but you can never choose your face.
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    A guy walks into a bar, the next guy ducks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Veronica Lin View Post

    What is the sexiest animal on a farm? Brown chicken brown cow!


    That one made me laugh out loud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Veronica Lin View Post
    What is the sexiest animal on a farm? Brown chicken brown cow.
    I dont get it....

    “It has been said, 'time heals all wounds.' I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens. But it is never gone.”
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    There were 2 muffins in the oven. One muffin said "Wow it's hot in here" The other muffin said "WHOA a talking muffin!"
  8. I'm a dirty martini! ;)
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    What does a 20 lbs canary say? ...... HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lost&faraway View Post
    I dont get it....
    I think it's Bow chika BOW WOW. You know, kinda porny sexy music?!

    Am I right?!
  10. I see the light at the end of the tunnel...
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    What sound does a basketball make when it goes through a basket made of cheese?

    SWISS. (Get it? Like SWISH. )
    TTFN. Ta-ta for now MSOS.
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