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    Cute Jokes

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    Okay so this started in the thread FACT and some one had a great idea to make it it's own thread

    So heres a start

    What is a Sea Monsters Favorite Snack?.....

    Ships and Salsa
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    This one is pretty cheesy...

    What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator!!!

    What do frogs in Paris eat?
    French flies!
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    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

    Because the "p" is silent
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    Big Grin

    If you go into a police station and steal all of the toilets.... will you be be convicted of a crime?

    NO because they dont have anything to go on!!!
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    Why were the bees flying with their legs crossed?


    Cause they were looking for the BP Station!
    "You will never completely be at home again because part of your heart will always be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of knowing and loving people in more than one place."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tojai View Post
    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

    Because the "p" is silent
    Stealing this one!!!


    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    A f-sh!
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    One of my three year olds told me this joke. keep in mind he's trying to get the whole Nock Nock Joke thing. So he says

    He states --Nock Nock
    Me--Whos there
    Him---Well me of course!!

    IDK why this had me rolling but i absolutely Love it!
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    Why are seagulls called seagulls? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called baygulls.
    "She knew she loved him when 'home' went from being a place to being a person."
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    Do we have to know the jokes by heart or can we just post what we find on Google?
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    Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

    ...It got suck in a crack!
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