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    Without any prompting, ask your SO...

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    WITHOUT any prompting, ask your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend these questions and write down EXACTLY what they say.

    -What is something I always say to you?
    TAYLORRR
    -What makes me happy?
    BEER
    -What makes me sad?
    NO BEER.
    -What was I like as a Child?
    FLUFFY CHEEKED
    -how old am I?
    OLD ENOUGH TO BUY BEER
    -How tall am I?
    TALL ENOUGH TO RIDE ALL THE RIDES AT SIX FLAGS
    -What's my favorite thing to do?
    DRINK BEER
    -What do I do when I am not with you?
    WATCH PORNHUB
    -If I become famous, what will it be for?
    BEER DRINKING
    -What am I good at?
    DRINKING BEER AND STAYING AWAKE
    -What am I not good at
    SOBRIETY
    -What makes you proud of me?
    SOCCER
    -What is my favorite food?
    BEER
    -What do we do together?
    DRINK BEER
    -How are you and I the same?
    WE LIKE THE SAME KIND OF BEER
    -How are you and i different?
    I LIKE WHISKEY, YOU LIKE BEER
    -How do you know I love you?
    YOU BUY ME BEER
    Where is my favorite place to eat?
    GERMAN BEER GARDENS
    -How old was I when I met you?
    19
    -When is our anniversary?
    25TH. SEPTEMBER. 2011
    -If I could go anywhere, where would it be?
    ANYWHERE. YOU LIKE TO TRAVEL
    -Do you think you could live with me forever?
    WILL YOU HAVE BEER FOREVER?
    -How do I annoy you?
    BY NOT GETTING ME BEER
    -How do you annoy me?
    BUY NOT GETTING YOU BEER
    -What is your favorite thing about me?
    SPUNKINESS


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    at your answers. I might just ask DB and see what he says!
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    :Jenncommando, that reminds me of the famous Monty python sketch..."beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer..." sung to the chant of "spam"
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