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  1. The name says it all!
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    Neener A Giggle for Your Thursday

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    A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

    CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

    CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

    HANDJOB: $10.00

    Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.
    "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
    "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
    "Yes", she purrs, "I am."
    The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

    DH: Thank you. ME: For what, babe? DH: For being you.




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    Hehe funny. Thanks for that.
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    Who could pass up a dollar fifty pub burger?! Lol




  4. I miss Target & Trader Joe's, open roads & the smell of home
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    I actually laughed. I'm sending this to DH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by idratherbehiking View Post
    Who could pass up a dollar fifty pub burger?! Lol
    My thoughts exactly
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    If you want my opinion on your relationship or life issues, just ask Villanelle!
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    "She knew she loved him when 'home' went from being a place to being a person."
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    That's amazing.
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