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  1. MilitarySOS Jewel
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    Mangos down my shirt

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    So DH came home from the store with two mangoes because they were on sale. For some reason he left them on the living room floor instead of in the kitchen. So now I have stuffed my bra with them cause what else is one supposed to do with 2 mangoes on the floor? So after 10 minutes of full on conversation with him he didn't notice that I had mango tata's. Now, at this very moment he's tromping around our empty apartment while I laugh my head off looking for the two mangoes. I am not sure if he's more annoyed he can't find the mangoes or if its because I keep laughing.

    How long do you think it will take for him to figure it out?
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    I'm going with tonight, when you take off your top and he is confronted with the work you've had done to the ladies.

    be cool.
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    I said never, because he has a penis. Men don't notice anything.
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    omg I just took a drink right when he started in about the missing mangoes again and I started laughing and shot water out my nose. I'm still coughing and my eyes are watering but this is dang hilarious.
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    I am impressed with your DH's ability to be unobservant!!!
    My Dh notices the difference between different bras He occasionally says stuff like "they look flatter than yesterday"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katayoun View Post
    I said never, because he has a penis. Men don't notice anything.

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    OMG Has he found them yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy White Girl View Post
    OMG Has he found them yet?
    Nope, I guess from the front they don't look as bad as the do from the top down. But I still think he should notice they doubled in size. I look like poop, the air mattress does not agree with me.
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    This is fantastic
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    #10
    Quote Originally Posted by rocket_lizz View Post
    I am impressed with your DH's ability to be unobservant!!!
    My Dh notices the difference between different bras He occasionally says stuff like "they look flatter than yesterday"
    DH does that too! He can even tell which bra I'm wearing by how the girls look and if they are perky or not


    And I vote he NEVER finds them
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