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    If you ate yourself would you...

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    1) Get twice as big or
    2) Disappear completely


    Obviously this is an illogical question, you would just bleed out and die if you tried to eat yourself. We're not being logical, we are having fun!

    And yes I know this is not an original question
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    Just thinking about brownies makes my butt bigger. I'd hate to think what self-cannibalism would do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crystal View Post
    Just thinking about brownies makes my butt bigger. I'd hate to think what self-cannibalism would do.
    butttttt if you ate your butt, would your butt get bigger or would it disappear!?!?!
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    I think you're stomach would get all massive & you'd bleed out.

    ...or throw yourself up to death.

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    disappear. because every time i would eat part of myself i would puke
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rissa*Rawr View Post
    I think you're stomach would get all massive & you'd bleed out.

    ...or throw yourself up to death.
    lol no! You have to pick one!!!! Obviously we would die if we tried this
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    Get twice as big and turn inside out. You could never completely disappear as your mouth cannot eat its entire mass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.VinoVet View Post
    Get twice as big and turn inside out. You could never completely disappear as your mouth cannot eat its entire mass.
    I didn't even think about turning inside out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FruitPunch. View Post
    lol no! You have to pick one!!!! Obviously we would die if we tried this


    Okay, get twice as big. You couldn't possibly disappear completely because you'd just keep adding more to your stomach.

    ETA: And if you ate your stomach well... you'd still have to have your head, right?

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    my mind totally went to the gutter on this one
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