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    Things People say to Bartenders

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    I bartended for 5 years, and these are just oh SO true!

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    My favorite? 'Can I get a Grey Goose and Vodka?' I must have heard that 3 times a night.
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    I love the bill ones where they were complaining about price. Also 'what's good?'
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    Quote Originally Posted by missinghim View Post
    I bartended for 5 years, and these are just oh SO true!

    Sh*t People Say to Bartenders - YouTube

    My favorite? 'Can I get a Grey Goose and Vodka?' I must have heard that 3 times a night.
    I had to google grey goose... I am a beer and whiskey girl
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    I love the bill ones where they were complaining about price. Also 'what's good?'
    And 'What do you like?'

    I'd always say 'Beer.' And they just stare at you with this blank look.

    I mean, I understand not being a regular drinker and not knowing what you want, but it's sort of like going through a fast food drive thru and saying 'What do you like?'

    It just catches you off guard when you're slammed.
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    Haha I love this!


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    And this is why I can't be a bartender. I would end up picking up the water hose & spraying all of them.

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    I freakin' lost it at "Is that a DICK!?!?"

    Also, I'm definitely guilty of "what's good/make me something good/what do you suggest" hahaha. My favorite bartender told me I can get away with it while I'm 21
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