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    My epiphany of today

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    So I am watching 16 and pregnant, and the baby was just born, and its all swaddled and the 16 year old is holding it and cooing, she she says 'I love you cuz you're just so cute!'

    And I looked at the baby, this this is what I realized.

    When I have a spawn (god help that child), I know I am gonna look at it and say 'You aren't as cute as a puppy'. And this is why I am gonna be a TERRIBLE mother.
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    hahah im right there with ya!!!
    i want the kid to be cleaned off before they hand it to me because i am super weird when it comes to that stuff!! good thing i wont be having kids for a few years haha
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    Newborn puppies are awkward looking too though. The spawn might look cuter around the same time that puppies are at their peak cuteness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazmine View Post
    Newborn puppies are awkward looking too though. The spawn might look cuter around the same time that puppies are at their peak cuteness.


    Honestly, i can remember thinking my baby looked a little rough. it took a few days for her to be the cute little baby I had expected lol
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    To be fair I don't think there is anything as cute as a puppy!
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    I'll be thinking not as cute as a pug puppy. Oh dear lord, I have issues.

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    thats funny. you should watch that show on Animal Planet called "too cute" you'd love it haha
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    I will need video of that too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hottie. View Post


    I will need video of that too!
    Psh, like I am allowing a camera in that room. Nope. No camera, no people, no 10 nurses acting like goddamn vagina cheerleaders. I dont even want MF there with me. He doesnt need to see my vagina like that. (Too bad he wants to be there). Clearly, I am not meant to have kids.
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    Umm... nothing is cuter than a puppy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.VinoVet View Post
    Psh, like I am allowing a camera in that room. Nope. No camera, no people, no 10 nurses acting like goddamn vagina cheerleaders. I dont even want MF there with me. He doesnt need to see my vagina like that. (Too bad he wants to be there). Clearly, I am not meant to have kids.
    You know he doesn't need to be anywhere near your vagina, right?

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