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That Isn't Art
The author of this site has a great sense of humor!
Someone sent this in to The Bloggess.
That Isn't Art
The author of this site has a great sense of humor!
I like how they make every single one seem like the person is a stalker. Last night I couldn't stop reading them!
The author is hilarious. I love the one about the heart. "To be honest, I’m not really sure what else you should do because emergency training doesn’t really prepare you for a person’s heart being lodged in their skull and it pushing out from behind their eyes"![]()
THAT one had me laugh so hard I was coughing!
One of my favorites is "Probably be happy" "For instance, the following locations would most definitely make you unhappy, regardless of who you went with: A small room filled with spikes, a lava pit, a feces luncheon, my ex-mother-in-law’s house (especially on Saturdays when she has already had three or four drinks), or outer space without a space suit."
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