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    What does it say about your city?

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    Borrowing from everlastinglove's thread, what does Urban Dictionary say about your city?
    "You will never completely be at home again because part of your heart will always be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of knowing and loving people in more than one place."

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    Austin, Texas
    The capitol city of Texas. While very beautiful,it is filled with idiotic liberal Mars Volta fans and backwater conservative rich cowboys. Home of the University of Texas,many college kids who believe they're individuals house themselves on sixth street. And while it's the live music capitol of the world,it's population consists of whiny yuppies with vague political agendas and an affinity for drinking. Good to go to for various national acts and performances,and the occasional trip to Waterloo records to find any and all albums you might want...but I wouldn't suggest living there due to the fact that the only good part of it is downtown and the cost of living doesn't compensate for the social morons who lurk about.
    Austin,Texas is probably one of the fakest places I'll ever visit.




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    Well, the more fun description says this:

    Raleigh, NC
    a boring little town full of suburbs. dont go there. go somewhere more dangerous like durham or winston salem. you might actually stay awake there. raleigh is full of preps too. people dont like white trash, but id rather be with a whole bunch of beer chuggin mullet wearers than the ibm engineer folks who flooded this town anyday. the white trash here is pretty open minded actually and fun. FUN!


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    Des Moines:

    actually, according to Jack Kerouac, in his novel, On The Road, Des Moines is home to the most beautiful women in the world. Plus it is straight up gangsta!



    The capital city of Iowa, also the largest city in Iowa with a metro population of about a half mil (not huge but good sized for the midwest). Contrary to popular belief, not a bad city, ranked #4 for quality of life in the US. Only really bad part is Des Moines is over 80% white, so it's not very "hip."

    A fair place to live, with mostly good people/friends and gangstas. Also the breeding grounds for many famous metal bands, such as Slipknot, Stone Sour, and The Murderolls
    "..and we're the 3 best friends that anyone could have."
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    A small town in San Benito County. While this town has hicks who wear light denim jeans and ride pickup trucks, there is a good amount of culture and cool kids who inhibit the area. The only thing to do is hang out at the coffee shop, but that's not so bad because Hollister has a plethora of local high school bands that play there. And they're also not half bad.

    There is only one high school(San Benito High) bearing the mascot Hank the Haybaler. Everyone in town goes to the high school's football games, where Hank is present. San Benito is also referred to as "the High School."

    I am SO glad I didn't go to the high school here with Hank...
    And the coffee shop does have amazing smoothies and bagels...their coffee sucks though.
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    ive never thought of this before

    Louisville, KY
    By locals pronounced Luh-vull. By far the largest city in Kentucky, and really the only city of any national relevance in the Bluegrass state. Home to outstanding restaurants and great live music. Several bar scenes all throughout the city, stemming from downtown’s 4th Street Live and Main Street, to the Highlands, as well as St. Matthews. Only place in Kentucky where you can party past 1, because bars in the Ville stay open till 4. More museums and art than a city of this size really needs, but too much of a good thing is a good thing. Great college sports town and home to the Louisville Cardinals. Also, the best place to be to really experience the rivalry between UK and UofL considering the huge fan bases that exist here for both teams. Home to Churchill Downs and the greatest two minutes in sports with the Kentucky Derby. Two weeks of festivals and parties building up to the "Run for the Roses". City hosts a swarm of celebrities and political leaders from around the world for the famous Derby event. The Kentucky Derby is a wonderful and exciting time for all Louisvillians. Home to the greatest of all time, Muhammad Ali. Louisville's greatest export besides the Louisville Slugger baseball bat; Kentucky Bourbon. Known as one of the largest whiskey and bourbon consuming cities in the country.
    If you are lame, a redneck, a hillbilly, a douche-bag, a dork or nerd, or have some kind of a Napoleon complex, you would love Lexington; Louisville is probably not for you.



    This whole thing is sooo true..
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    South Charlotte (Charlotte, NC)

    the wealthier side of charlotte, except people have no taste. they are all like robots, and all the soccer moms drive honda odyssey mini-vans, shop at target, and carry around their ugly vera bradley diaper looking handbags. people never eat at home, and the lines for chick-fil-a and wendys are like an hour long. instead of making their parents buy them nice cars, the "rich" north carolina redneck farm children buy pick up trucks or jacked up jeeps and spray disgusting shit mud all over them. they also are all a bunch of jesus freaks. people in south charlotte think that stonecrest is the shit, except it is just a stupid strip mall and it is probably more crowded than downtown on the weekends. the whole year consists of looking foward to the family vacation to either mrytle beach or hilton head, depending on if your house has wheels or not. everyone pretends to be a virgin, but they really gave it up when they were 13 at their annual youth group retreat.

    It's pretty accurate haha

    I don't remember the bolded part but everyone in auto tech pretty much owned a jacked up Jeep. There was even a page in the yearbook every year dedicated to all the "off-road Jeeps".
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostfamous73 View Post
    South Charlotte (Charlotte, NC)

    the wealthier side of charlotte, except people have no taste. they are all like robots, and all the soccer moms drive honda odyssey mini-vans, shop at target, and carry around their ugly vera bradley diaper looking handbags. people never eat at home, and the lines for chick-fil-a and wendys are like an hour long. instead of making their parents buy them nice cars, the "rich" north carolina redneck farm children buy pick up trucks or jacked up jeeps and spray disgusting shit mud all over them. they also are all a bunch of jesus freaks. people in south charlotte think that stonecrest is the shit, except it is just a stupid strip mall and it is probably more crowded than downtown on the weekends. the whole year consists of looking foward to the family vacation to either mrytle beach or hilton head, depending on if your house has wheels or not. everyone pretends to be a virgin, but they really gave it up when they were 13 at their annual youth group retreat.
    yes.
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    I live in a small town and looked up madisonville, KY (my town) and this is what it gave me!!

    1. HickDick
    Someone mainly from the south and the greater part of Madisonville Ky, who drives BIG OLE STUPID TRUCKS with a big wad of dip in their lips and who thinks its still cool to circle Mcdonalds at 1 in the morning looking for light night cooter. One who thinks wearing full camo outside of hunting season is the the only style that looks good.
    Man, did you see that guy driving that cummins with the four inch lift circling Mcdonlds last night hootin and hollering?

    Yeah that guy is such a hickdick.

    WOW
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    NacogdochesLegend says it is the oldest town in Texas. The home of Stephen F. Austin State University - which is the only reason it's on the Texas state map in the first place. Commonly called Nac-a-nowhere, for two reasons:

    1. It's in the middle of nowhere
    2. If you know where it is, you are a true Texan

    There is always a party to be found in Nacogdoches, primarily because of SFA, and because there is nothing else to do in Nacogdoches but party.

    I'm surprised it was even there.

    my home town
    Tomball A filthy, disease ridden area north of Houston. It is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. There are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. Filled to the brim with that "good old boys" mentality, if any mentality at all.

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    A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.
    thats not even close who writes these???
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