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    The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.

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    The 56 best/worst analogies written by high school students « House of Figs

    some of my favorites:
    8. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

    18. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

    19. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

    30. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

    48. I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit or something, but I don’t speak German. Anyway, it’s a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread bags. I don’t know the name for those either.
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    LOL 48 is awesome.
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    Those are as funny as an exploding potato isn't. Well, maybe if the potato had eyes and nobody wanted to eat it and when it exploded it was in a microwave.
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    "50. Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter."

    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lychee View Post
    Those are as funny as an exploding potato isn't. Well, maybe if the potato had eyes and nobody wanted to eat it and when it exploded it was in a microwave.
    Lychee was as awesome as awesome sauce on an awesome burger from awesome mcburgertown.



    I suck at analogies.
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    Amberj was as cool as a spring breeze off a glacier, well if glaciers experienced spring and an errant breeze happened across one.
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    You just made my freakin night
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    Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”


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    Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

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    Her pants fit her like a glove, well, maybe more like a mitten, actually.

    It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
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