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    For mom's with teens:

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    Saw this on my friend's FB status. I literally was like

    "A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with George and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and George said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. George taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so George can get better; he sure deserves it! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children. Your daughter, Judith... PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home..."

    Could you imagine!

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    Doh!
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    That is hilarious!!!
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    I'm pretty positive I'd completely crack up if my kid did that....

    But I don't think I'd have made it through the whole letter before FLIPPIN' out.
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    That's great!
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    My brother used to use this tactic.... He would call, "Mom, I'm really sorry... but... I'm in jail... I need you to goto the bank and bring me all the cash in my account." My mom... "WHAT, WHAT DID YOU DO!?" my brother... "Nah, just kidding Mom, but I did wreck the truck nothing major but it needs to be towed and I don't have the cash right now could you bring me $80?"

    This tactic never worked for me.
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    omg that is hilarious!!!!!
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    That's awesome!!!
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    That is awesome
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