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  1. I was the perfect mom, until I had kids.
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    Neener Anyone need a funny pick me up? *Warning: Slightly Vulgar*

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    A friend of mine posted this on their FB

    [Why is it that when people want others to "get tough" they say to "grow some balls?" Balls are actually very senstive and easily hurt. If you want to tell someone to grow something with strength, tell them to grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."]





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    Dude, this was my facebook status a couple weeks ago!!!!! I think I got it from a thread here even

    Look up Hal Sparks on youtube, he is a comedian and he goes into the whole bit about how weak balls are and you will pee yourself laughing. he does a bit on sweet tea too that almost had me in tears.
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    Win for the ladies!

    "Thank you so much. No matter what, nothing is possible without you behind the scenes bustin heads and takin names. Thank you again. Everything you have done for me means a lot and nothing has gone unnoticed. I love you so much and thank you for saying 'I do.'"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MILFon2wheelz View Post
    Dude, this was my facebook status a couple weeks ago!!!!! I think I got it from a thread here even

    Look up Hal Sparks on youtube, he is a comedian and he goes into the whole bit about how weak balls are and you will pee yourself laughing. he does a bit on sweet tea too that almost had me in tears.
    I Hal Sparks!!!!
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    I JUST posted this on one of my pregnancy groups like two days ago!

    They all agreed.
  7. Yo siempre estaré a su princesa
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    thats good
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    That's fantastic!!
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    I totally just saw that as one of my friend's status'. I love it!

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