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    adult truths- a funny :)

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    Adult Truths

    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
    your computer history if you die.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
    realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I
    was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty
    sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
    person died.

    9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least a little tired.


    10. Bad decisions make good stories.

    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
    work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive
    for the rest of the day.

    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
    don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks
    me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I
    swear I did not make any changes to.

    14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not
    to answer when they call.

    15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

    16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
    Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

    17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

    18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
    hunger.

    19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
    and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?


    20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up
    to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers
    and sisters!

    21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get
    dirty, and you can wear them forever.

    22. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 times and still not know
    what time it is.

    23. Even under ideal situations people have trouble locating their car
    keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone and pinning the tail on the
    donkey. But I bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet
    away, in about 1.7 second, eyes closed, first time, every time….

    And finally

    24. The first testicular guard, “the Cup” was used in hockey in
    1874 and the first helmet was used in 1987. That means it took over 100 years
    for men to realize their brain is also important…
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    thanks for sharing! these are so true!

    About #10...my "partner in crime" and I always say..."there are never bad decisions, only questionable ones!"

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    LOL I like #7-
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    first one of these I actually like and can relate to for the most part!
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    Those are too funny.
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    thanks for sharing! so funny!
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    I needed that. The whole time I was thinking "I know, right?"



    DH: (after our vows) "you realize you're stuck with me now, right?"
    DH: "I love you too the stars and back, because the moon isn't far enough!"

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    We really need a like button!
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    #9
    This is hysterical! It also makes me feel better that I'm not the only idiot out there repeatedly saying "What?" with a blank look on my face.
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    Yup I can relate / agree with most of them. Esp #11and #23though it was really hard to pick only 2!)
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    I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so you can learn to let go.
    Things go wrong so you can appreciate them when they're right.
    You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.
    And sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

    - Marilyn Monroe
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