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    I NEED a baked potato.

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    Desperately.

    In other news, let me tell you my awesome stories from Walmart, the Klassiest Place on Earth. Kinda like Disneyland, but cooler.

    I was buying razors, which are conveniently located at a four-way intersection of aisles. I had my cart parallel to the rack of razors (actually going the correct way in traffic, unlike the majority of shoppers there ). I picked up my merchandise, and another lady pulled into the aisle going the other way next to me, also looking for razors. I went to exit the aisle, when a WONDERFUL woman and her husband pulled up, each with a cart, and blocked me into the aisle. I waited patiently for them to move so I could get out, and 10 seconds later the woman GLARED at me, pushed her way between my cart and the rack, and said "I need a RAZOR, get out of my WAY."

    Um... REALLY lady?? You have completely blocked the exit of the aisle. There is someone next to me, so I can't turn around. Psycho. Your behavior would be better explained if we were in the tampon aisle. Or the Midol aisle. The lady next to me waiting to get her razor apologized for blocking me in with a look like "I'm really apologizing for that crazy lady, but let's keep that between us."

    OK story #2. On the way out to my car, a couple walking the same way was arguing loudly about the fact that the man didn't know who the woman was talking about. She was absolutely determined that he DID, in fact, know who she was talking about, so she went off on him and finished her diatribe by telling him to "stop playing stupid." He was getting more and more exasperated as she berated him, and finally at her last remark he turned and declared triumphantly, "I'm NOT playing stupid- I am NOT SMART!!!" in a tone that indicated he truly thought he had scored the winning blow with that retort.








    I died of laughter all the way home.

    I love going to Walmart.
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    LOL...she needed her razor....she might've gotten her "toy" tangled in the brush and ruined her fun....

    The second one, thats one of those memorable things that you never expect to hear....but hey, at least he's honest.
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    i really wanted a baked potato now....

    and wal-mart=adventures.
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    Love me some baked potatoes and walmart
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    I was craving baked potatoes last week.

    Smothered with butter, cheese, sour cream, bacon bits, and a little bit of ranch.

    Let us not love with words or speech but with actions and in truth. - 1 John 3:18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hope. View Post
    I was craving baked potatoes last week.

    Smothered with butter, cheese, sour cream, bacon bits, and a little bit of ranch.
    That's exactly what I had, minus the ranch. Why didn't I think of RANCH??
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    It's SO GOOD with it.

    I'm now tempted to have baked potatoes tomorrow.

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