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    Marriage Counseling

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    After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

    On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

    Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'

    'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'
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    So not a happy ending. I want a new story! (I understand this isn't real)

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    yeah its not real...its a joke lol
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    Baaaaaaaahahahaha! Omg! My husband would probably have said, "Sure! Can I video record it?!"
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    I thought it was funny.
    No more damn ticker, he's home!
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    heehee......
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    lol..thats too funny!
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    haha... that made me giggle.

    Finally together in Okinawa and ready to start some new adventures together!

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