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    Our poor future kids

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    After a convo with DB this morning, I worry about our future children:

    Me: You do realize our kids are going to be freakin weird. The combo of a nerd/tough guy and a crazy woman are going to yield crazy kids.
    DB: I look forward to this.
    Me: I see it already "MOMMY MOMMY! Look what I made! A helicopter!" Oh what's that? "it's the helicopter chasing a unicorn,a horsie, and a snake!" Um...why those? "Because they're the best animals ever!!!!" Uh huhh... unicorns, horsies, and snakes.
    DB: One day you'll walk out into the garage and the car will be completely taken apart and it won't be ME that does it!
    Me: Great I'm serious though...our kids are going to be weird if we're their parents. When you mix toxic waste with stagnant pond water, you don't get Evion
    DB: Oh OH!!! I want to be the toxic waste!!!
    Me: Wait..that means I'm the stagnant pond water. Geez Thanks. I'd rather be something like....hmm.....fertilizer runoff.
    DB: Fertilizer runoff?
    Me: You're right...that'd be more like you. I'll be....the water contaminated by dissolved medications from people flushing them down the toilet
    DB: You know what that means right?
    Me: OH NO! It means our kids will be sterile-neuter babies!!!!
    DB: See? That's why you're always safe with toxic waste. What's the worst that can happen? They glow in the dark? I don't know about you, but that seems like a plus to me

    Our children will have these genes I worry about them

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    bahahhahahahaha that sounds like a convo my hubby & i would have,lmao!!
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    I worry for future spawn

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