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    Suspicious Disturbing convo *Warning: perverted*

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    So I was in the grocery store and they always have free lollipops at the front door, in which I always indulge my pretty hand to grab a handful before leaving. Not sure if they are put out for kids or a kid at heart... Anyways, this old man (60's) and I had the most disturbing convo.


    Him: Hey, do you know if these lollipops are fresh or do they put them out from last year's Halloween?
    Me: No, they are definately fresh... I dont suck anything old.


    **I proceed to walk away in disbelief of what I said.**
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    I don't know which reaction to go with..
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    Oh my! Best laugh I've had all day! Maybe all week! Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AFwifey86 View Post
    So I was in the grocery store and they always have free lollipops at the front door, in which I always indulge my pretty hand to grab a handful before leaving. Not sure if they are put out for kids or a kid at heart... Anyways, this old man (60's) and I had the most disturbing convo.


    Him: Hey, do you know if these lollipops are fresh or do they put them out from last year's Halloween?
    Me: No, they are definately fresh... I dont suck anything old.


    **I proceed to walk away in disbelief of what I said.**

    hahahahaha that is hilarious
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    oh dear!!
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    Youre just a regular old lollipop creeper, arent ya?
    Gotta look this life in the eye.
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    Priceless

    ETA: You will NEVER be able to take a lollipop from the grocery store, or just eat a lollipop at all, w/o thinking about that!!
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    this made my day!
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