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    Someone posted these on facebook and they made me giggle a bit since I agreed haha

    I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

    More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

    Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

    I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    There is a great need for sarcasm font.

    Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the fuck was going on when I first saw it.

    How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

    The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

    Was learning cursive really necessary?

    Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

    Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.

    How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

    I love the sense of camaraderie when a n entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

    Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

    What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

    While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

    MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

    I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

    Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

    I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

    I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

    I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

    I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

    I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
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    I read those the other day on fb too..had me ROLLING! Then I decided it would be funny if I read them to DH over the phone last night..Guess it didn't have quite the same effect..I got a 'huh-huh' every now and again...Not exactly what I was going for! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by *E* View Post
    I read those the other day on fb too..had me ROLLING! Then I decided it would be funny if I read them to DH over the phone last night..Guess it didn't have quite the same effect..I got a 'huh-huh' every now and again...Not exactly what I was going for! LOL
    haha I can totally see my DH doing the same thing.
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    Wow, those are actually interesting and I agree with several of them. I hate having to make more than one trip to the car to carry groceries in; I also feel very uncomfortable in a town i'm not familiar with and ridin' through the ghetto part of it; I also do keep some people's numbers in my phone just so I will know not to answer the phone whether it's a call or text.

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