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    I'm worth what?? (poem included)

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    I just took that "How many camels are you worth?" quiz on facebook.

    And apparently I'm worth 500 camels.

    And so happens the following conversation:

    Me: Apparently I'm worth 500 camels?
    Matthew: Did you take that facebook quiz?
    Me:...... Yeah
    Matthew: I think you're worth a million camels!
    Me:...well gee...thanks.
    Matthew: So many camels that there aren't even enough on the planet!
    Me: Well I'm sure there are a million camels on the planet...
    Matthew: Well then..hmm..........I wrote you a poem.
    Me: Uh oh.
    Matthew: Well, more like a haiku
    Me: Oh dear...Lemme have it
    Matthew: If I could only
    Measure my love in camels
    That would be easy
    Me: Well...I'm glad I know just how many camels I'm worth
    Matthew: It would be easy for me to say: "Babe, you're worth x amount of camels to me." it's tangible! You could say, "Oh, that's exactly how much he loves me!"But I can't express my love by way of camel association. Mostly because I'm not a Muslim Camel Jockey who hoardes camels.
    Me: Well.....thanks for clearing that one up.

    What a weirdo

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    hahaha! nice!
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    um...ok!
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    Who is Matthew again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saigon View Post
    Who is Matthew again?
    My friend in Iraq who is eagerly trying to date me.

    This is why I hate posting when I'm not in a committed, solid relationship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honeybee View Post
    My friend in Iraq who is eagerly trying to date me.

    This is why I hate posting when I'm not in a committed, solid relationship.

    I just get names mixed up really easily. I wasn't sure if it was the guy you just broke up with, the one you were talking about dating a couple months ago or the guy in Iraq.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saigon View Post
    I just get names mixed up really easily. I wasn't sure if it was the guy you just broke up with, the one you were talking about dating a couple months ago or the guy in Iraq.
    The guy that just got broken up with is long gone. Totally MIA. It's kind've a good thing.
    Not sure who #2 is (haha shows my attention span- it may actually be #3)
    Guy in Iraq is Matthew, the giver of Sgt Lob Starr

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