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    Jody

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    So, the military has all of these funny "sayings" you know, and one is that "Jody's home with your girlfriend"
    Have any of you heard of this? My dad told me about it after ex-DB and I ended things, because one of my best friends is a guy named Jody.

    The urbandictionary.com definitions are pretty funny, but here's one:
    The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
    Ain't no use in goin home,
    Jody's got your girl and gone.
    Ain't no use in goin back,
    Jody's got your Cadillac,
    Ain't no use in feeling blue,
    Jody's took your checkbook too.


    Little does the military know, Jody happens to be gay. (or at least the one I know is..)
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    I named my vibrator Jody, and loved to tease my ex about how Jody was taking his place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveKiss View Post
    I named my vibrator Jody, and loved to tease my ex about how Jody was taking his place.
    That's hilarious!! Good idea. bahaha
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    Yup, I remember when DB was in boot camp he wrote me a letter and told me to stay away from 'Jody'. I was so confused until he explained it to me in the next letter!

    Now I just like to tease him about it!

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