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    Giggle Just a little funny...

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    So today I thought I could give you guys something to laugh about. Enjoy


    A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'



    The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.



    Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'



    So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'


    The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'



    The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'


    The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'



    The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'


    'Of course,' the brother replied.. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'



    The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.



    His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'


    The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars.



    But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a *****.
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    Well, I think its funny!
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    Well, whatever he called his brother, is ***** but I'm guessing it's "bitch"... and what's funny.
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