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    Neener Quiz For Kids

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    Q: Name the four seasons.
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

    Q: How is dew formed?
    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
    A: Keep it in the cow.

    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
    A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

    Q: What are steroids?
    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

    Q: What happens to your body as you age?
    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
    A: Premature death.

    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? e.g.abdomen.)
    A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the Borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

    Q: What is the fibula?
    A: A small lie.

    Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one.)
    A: Nearby.

    Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
    A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome

    Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.



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    awww! those were too cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TarynD View Post
    awww! those were too cute.
    yeh i get jokes in my email [supposedly a joke of the day] but i dont get them every day haha but i like to share the good ones (:

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