DB you're a funny one

[Honeybee]

DB came home tonight...and it's obvious his brain hasn't been working while he's been underway.

Reason #1: We're sitting at Applebees eating mozerella sticks and as he's pulling one apart, he says "I wonder what kind of cheese is in mozerella sticks..."

Reason #2: I was standing on my stool and he was hugging me, making me a good foot and a half taller and he says "If you were this tall, I'd still like you...I'd chop half your legs off...but I'd still like you."

Reason #3: He asked me "Do they have panda bears at SeaWorld?"

Reason #4: He said "Ok, SeaWorld is about 2 hours away, so we're going to have to drive"- um what was the other option, DB? biking??? Obviously we're driving

What a silly silly guy.



I totally forgot the BEST one of the night!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reason #4: (DB and I haven't yet) We're in the car and I make a comment about my roommate wanting to get in his pants because she's always saying how he should come over, etc, and I say "Well, if ANYONE is getting in your pants, it's ME, goddamnit!!! I've been waiting for that!! I should be next in line!" and DB looks right at me and goes "Um DUH! Babe you're next in line, your number has been called, and now we're RE-CALLING it for the 75th time in a row. Bueller.......Bueller........Bueller....."

[xocassandralee]

[michaelsmom]

LOL! gotta love mistakes like those

[Ash Mark's.]

interesting guy you got there

[GatesGirl]

i seriously can't stop laughing haha

[nilazmumma]

Originally Posted by GatesGirl i seriously can't stop laughing haha

me either

[Honeybee]

I forgot another funny one, so I went back and added it.

[dianekj]

Originally Posted by hishoneybee I totally forgot the BEST one of the night!!!!!!!!!!!! Reason #4: (DB and I haven't yet) We're in the car and I make a comment about my roommate wanting to get in his pants because she's always saying how he should come over, etc, and I say "Well, if ANYONE is getting in your pants, it's ME, goddamnit!!! I've been waiting for that!! I should be next in line!" and DB looks right at me and goes "Um DUH! Babe you're next in line, your number has been called, and now we're RE-CALLING it for the 75th time in a row. Bueller.......Bueller........Bueller....."

Love it!

[Ash Mark's.]

woman get off here nd go makes that buellering stop then!!

[4n6chick]

Originally Posted by hishoneybee DB came home tonight...and it's obvious his brain hasn't been working while he's been underway. Reason #1: We're sitting at Applebees eating mozerella sticks and as he's pulling one apart, he says "I wonder what kind of cheese is in mozerella sticks..." Reason #2: I was standing on my stool and he was hugging me, making me a good foot and a half taller and he says "If you were this tall, I'd still like you...I'd chop half your legs off...but I'd still like you." Reason #3: He asked me "Do they have panda bears at SeaWorld?" Reason #4: He said "Ok, SeaWorld is about 2 hours away, so we're going to have to drive"- um what was the other option, DB? biking??? Obviously we're driving What a silly silly guy. I totally forgot the BEST one of the night!!!!!!!!!!!! Reason #4: (DB and I haven't yet) We're in the car and I make a comment about my roommate wanting to get in his pants because she's always saying how he should come over, etc, and I say "Well, if ANYONE is getting in your pants, it's ME, goddamnit!!! I've been waiting for that!! I should be next in line!" and DB looks right at me and goes "Um DUH! Babe you're next in line, your number has been called, and now we're RE-CALLING it for the 75th time in a row. Bueller.......Bueller........Bueller....."

Made.My.Night!