Kids Say the Darndest Things

[Dianna]

So pinknpretty4564's thread about butt dust got me thinking, what are some funny things your kids have said?

We call my 3 year old's penis his "chubby". He asks all the time if I have one, and I always say no, mommies don't have chubbies. One day I was in the bathroom and he came in and asked again, "Mommy you have a chubby?" "No, I don't sweetie"...then he says, "Oh, you pee out your butt???" I couldn't hold it in, I was cracking up! He got nervous and was like I LOVE YOU MOMMY! So funny! So then I tell him mommies have a Kiki. So he says ok. The next day at school he wants me to hold his bag and everything he has, I tell him mommy has no hands, he says, put it in your purse, I say I can't, he says put it in your kiki and runs down the hallway shouting Mommy has a kiki! All the way down the hall. I love kids! lol

[Hope.]

That is precious. I hope you wrote that down in a book.

[mrs.bsquared]

we were at mcdonalds a week ago and the toy in the happy meal is hotel dogs so you get a little plush dog...well our real dog molly goes with us everywhere and usually sits in between the 2 car seats. we roll up to the drivethrough and i order 2 happy meals and the lady says would you like the "dogs" with that? i say yes please and my 4 year old son turns to look at our dog and says dont worry molly we arnt going to eat you. i died laughing i could not believe what he had just said,lol.

[Honeybee]

Originally Posted by Dianna So pinknpretty4564's thread about butt dust got me thinking, what are some funny things your kids have said? We call my 3 year old's penis his "chubby". He asks all the time if I have one, and I always say no, mommies don't have chubbies. One day I was in the bathroom and he came in and asked again, "Mommy you have a chubby?" "No, I don't sweetie"...then he says, "Oh, you pee out your butt???" I couldn't hold it in, I was cracking up! He got nervous and was like I LOVE YOU MOMMY! So funny! So then I tell him mommies have a Kiki. So he says ok. The next day at school he wants me to hold his bag and everything he has, I tell him mommy has no hands, he says, put it in your purse, I say I can't, he says put it in your kiki and runs down the hallway shouting Mommy has a kiki! All the way down the hall. I love kids! lol

you gotta remind him of that when he gets older!!!!

[Dianna]

Originally Posted by Hope. That is precious. I hope you wrote that down in a book.

lol yea! He is quite the inquisitive child!!

[Dianna]

Yeah the school part wouldn't have been so bad, but I teach him these slang words for it in Tagalog, well most all of his teachers at school are Filipina so they totally know what he was screaming down the hall! EMBARRASSING! lol

[LovinMySkidKid]

That's too funny!

We too were at McDonald's the other day, only indoors. There were 2 Marines sitting at the table across from us (only ones in there) when my 2 yr old goes up to one and says, "you're so cute" and walks away. The guy just looks at her and smiles. Little while later, they're laughing and she walks up to the other guy and says, "you're so silly" and walks away. They thought it was so funny that a 2 yr old was hitting on them.

Well, that night we were at Wal*Mart and as I'm getting her in the car, she can hear some guys talking as they walk by. She screams, "call me boys" and for the longest time I couldn't figure out where she got it from...It was my Mom when she told my Dad and brother to call her when they were leaving to go somewhere. It's cute but oh so embarrassing.