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    wedding night

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    A young lady was getting married. She was a virgin and had talked to her mother about what to expect on their wedding night. She made sure that she prepared her for any and all surprises. Well, the wedding came and went and she went to the hotel to start a fantastic honeymoon.

    The mother received a phone call from her newly wed daughter and the daughter was frantic. She said, "Oh My God, mom, I have never seen anything like it in my life". She said, " I never expected this at all, and its going to be a HUGE problem for me"

    The mom said, "Oh honey what IS the problem?!!!"

    The daughter replied "Mom, he has a foot and a half"

    The mom got all flustered and finally gained composure and said, "Honey, how can THAT be a problem, didn't I explain this already?"

    The daughter cried, "mom do you realize how hard its going to be to find shoes for him"?

    WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
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    Giggle

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    no comments? Just a bunch of snickering? Ok, I admit, its an old joke..... carry on......
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    thats cute


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    . thats cute






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