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    No speak English?

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    A Russian woman married a
    Canadian gentleman and
    they lived happily ever
    after in Toronto .

    The poor lady was not very
    proficient in English,
    but did manage to communicate
    with her husband.

    The real problem arose whenever
    she had to shop for groceries.

    One day, she went to the butcher
    and wanted to buy chicken legs.

    She didn't know how to put
    forward her request,
    and in desperation,
    clucked like a chicken and lifted
    up her skirt to show her thighs.
    Her butcher got the message,
    and gave her the chicken legs.

    Next day she needed to
    get chicken breasts,
    again she didn't know
    how to say it,
    and so she clucked like a
    chicken and unbuttoned her
    blouse to show the
    butcher her breasts.

    The butcher understood again,
    and gave her some chicken breasts.

    On the 3rd day,
    the poor lady needed to
    buy sausages.

    Unable to find a way to
    communicate this,
    she brought her husband to the store...





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    Hellooooooo,


    her husband speaks English!





    Now get back to your emails.








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    I did too!
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    that's cute. might just have to send that to DH



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    you're right, i do need to get back to my emails....thanks for the comic relief!
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    That's hilarious!




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    very funny
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    i need to focus on my homework.

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