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    Obviously I'm bored. Quotations!

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    I found these on another website I frequent (non-military). Bryanna, you HAVE to join the site! I'll PM you

    At any rate, these are memorable quotes by various members.

    "If a picture is worth a thousand words, someone just said "douchebag" a whole bunch."

    "I wash myself in the shower with Comet and steel wool. I scrape the stubble off my face with a Ka-Bar and use gasoline for aftershave. Then I comb my hair with a live wolverine. I put crystal meth in my coffee. When I go to work, I chase down cars on foot, drag the drivers out, kill them, and then take their cars to work. When I take a smoke break, I burn styrofoam and inhale the fumes. When I go hunting, I just stare at the deer. They follow me home and climb into my freezer. Because they know. They know."

    (On the baseball strike) "Getting PAID to play a GAME? Are you fucking kidding me? You give me 500,000 dollars a year, I will lay naked on the pitchers mound and allow boiled potatoes to be fired into my asshole with a pitching machine."

    "Welcome to the internet. 60% porn. 20% nostalgia. 20% psychiatrist training ground."

    "You couldn't please a woman if you were a chocolate vibrator."

    OMG I'm dying laughing over here.
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    Those are AWESOME!!!
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  3. Do or do not... There is no try.~ Yoda, Jedi Master
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    Quote Originally Posted by Songtan Sally View Post
    "You couldn't please a woman if you were a chocolate vibrator."
    AWESOME.
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    LOL!!

    "“I wonder if it would be possible to sue them for the damage that has surely been incurred by my eyes violently rolling to the backs of their sockets?”"
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    "You try explaining a blowjob to a terrified 7-year-old who thinks he's just seen an act of cannibalism. It's impossible."

    Oh Lord, I need dry underpants now . . so many good ones!

    Someone made a website of the quotes!! OMG!! http://www.groggie.com/goonquotes/
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    Bahaha if that's the site I'm thinking of I'm on there
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loretta View Post
    Bahaha if that's the site I'm thinking of I'm on there
    Does your house have stairs?
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