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    Not Always Right

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    They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. (Benjamin Franklin)
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    Duhr Tawny include the website Editing
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    Label Whores
    Fabric Store | Winchester, VA, USA

    Customer: “I saw in your flier that y’all sell Swarovski crystal beads. Where would I find those?”

    Me: “In the beading aisle, ma’am. It’s the third up from the back, and the beads should be at the end nearest the wall.”

    Customer: “I already looked there! There aren’t any!”

    Me: ”Oh, here they are, right here.”

    Customer: “Wait… are you sure? Those don’t say Swarovski on them.”

    Me: “Yes ma’am, they do, right here.”

    Customer: “Show me the ones that say Swarovski on them!”

    Me: “These ones right here, ma’am.”

    Customer: ”No, no, no! The ones that SAY ‘Swarovski’ ON THEM! Not on the cardboard!”

    Me: Wait… you want them to say Swarovski on the bead itself?”

    Customer: “Yes, of course!”

    Me: “Ma’am, these beads are tiny. There wouldn’t be room to write ‘Swarovski’ on them even if they wanted to or could. ”

    Customer: “Well, then why bother?”


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    OMG, this web site is awesome
    Wifey to r-a<3derek and USNavywifey21 and Firefly'sGirl and HisHeart and elizabethb883 and Lover to *KaTuP*


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    MMmmm....murder.


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    Tech Support | Oslo, Norway

    (I work as a phone support technician for a large software company. Once a month one of our mentors listen to our calls, to ensure that we follow protocol. I was being listened to one day a few weeks ago.)

    Me: “Welcome to Tech Support, you’re talking to ****”

    Customer: “Hi, my name is ****, and I work at **** bank. You’ve really gotta help me! I’ve got this message on my computer, and I don’t know what to do!”

    Me: “Okay, if you could start by reading the message to me, I’ll see what we can do.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay.. It says: ‘Your computer has been automatically adjusted for daylight savings time.’ What do i do?!”

    Me: “Er…is there a button that says ‘OK’?”

    Customer: “Yes.”

    Me: “Can you tell me what happens when you click the ‘OK’ button?”

    Customer: “Oh, thank you very much! You’re a life saver! Thank you, thank you; now I can finally get these reports done!!” *hangs up*

    Me: “…you’re welcome?”

    Mentor: *after listening in* “You know what the scary part is? That is my contact at the bank… the same person I entrust my life savings to.”


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