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    Girls Night out....

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    I got this in an e-mail from my aunt the other day and it made me

    The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed ... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'! he didn't seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!
    Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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    hahaha i love that story i giggle everytime

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    hahahha that's hiliarious!!!!!
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    that is GREAT! totally something i might do
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    Quote Originally Posted by iluvmydevildog88 View Post
    that is GREAT! totally something i might do
    me too!!!
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    that is hilarious!!! definitely smart thinking with making 9 cuckoos to make it 12 when totally smash but i guess that explains the mishaps in bw the cuckooing 9 times
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    I laugh every time I hear this. It never gets old
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    that's cute!

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